An appealing body

Sex is like a normal function, just like eating, drinking, walking and sleeping. You can do all these when you are healthy and fit but when there is a deficiency then you would be found lagging in those activities.
It is very important for men to be strong and in great shape healthwise in order to perform wonderfully well on bed. It is equally important for the women too.
I have on many occasions heard people complain that they don’t fancy kissing their sexual partner, then at the mention of 69 position or oral sex, many people frown. The reason for all these is not farfetched. It could be that the partner of the person in question (male or female) feigns ignorant of personal hygiene.

Just like the saying that all that glitters are not gold. Men are easily lured by physical looks and appearances of women, hurriedly forgetting that inside hygiene matters a lot in the life of woman (likewise men too).
Let's bring it to a practical example. Have you ever being forced to quit kissing your partner? If yes, then what could have prompted such a tremendous halt in 'action'? What could be capable of quenching the sudden flush for sex that had taken over your whole body? I can bet it wouldn’t be anything less than a stink - a very powerful one, such that throws you off balance and makes your already risen and charged sex member surrender.
The worst thing that could happen to a woman is for her to carelessly develop a mouth odor. Funny enough, those who have it don’t agree they do. And anybody who dares to tell them would automatically become their worse enemies.
Science and technology has really improved our lives for the better, because there are now varieties of mouthwash that those who are affected could use to limit the smell of their mouth. The earlier they start using one, the better for them and their partner.
Human body oozes decayed hormones and other used particles. So one has to be careful in order not to be a decayed living being.
These goes especially to my fellow sisters, most of us don’t really pay attention to the little touches our body needs but they wholly rely on body sprays and perfume to kill their body odour. Yes, it helps to apply perfumes or body sprays to parts of your body, it might last and cover up the stench for a while but what happens after the artificial ‘sweet smell’ elapses? It becomes worse.
As much as we ladies sometimes use chunks of our money to get good perfume (or mixtures as the case maybe) there are certain places in our body that doesn’t need perfume after all. All it needs is constant ‘douching’ with water and soap. Eager to know the particular place I’m talking about? Yes! You are right - that same place where all men crave to get in at all cost.

Sisters, you know that your Honeywell is your talisman over your partner. Even those bambina you see as the ugly ducklings or the less privileged, because of the V-factor, they have equal opportunities to get attracted to men who would at the end of the day walk them down the aisle.
Looks alone are not enough; so long you possess good and homely character, be as hygienic too.
How many of you could readily, proudly flaunt and set Honeypot for your lover for “licks” at your southern sauce without fear of rejection or abruptly killing all the fun you both were about to explore with a stench?

You can easily bend and grab your male partner’s John Thomas for a ‘mouth service” without any repulsion, but can he reciprocated with ease and convenience?
How do you expect your sex partner to keep running back to your waiting arms in bed when you keep assaulting with bad odor that oozes out of your vital organs?
As much as he may want to endure it and keep mute in order not to embarrass or make you feel less appreciated, he sure knows how to go get a well-shaved, clean, sweet-smelling babe elsewhere.

You guys, how often do you shave your beards, mustache, armpits and Y-region below? And what do you use to achieve that? Most times what you use to shave your hairs could cause rashes or bumps afterwards. Imagine a woman having bumps on her V-side?  When you get down to the serious business of love making, the ride couldn’t be bumpy.
Without any intent to blaspheme, I dare say that indeed cleanliness is next to Godliness.

When size matters

A disturbed reader complained to me via text message, lamenting on how on several occasions he had lost many girlfriends because of his heavy Anaconda.

According to the guy, he has being heartbroken severally because of the jumbo-sized ‘rod’ between his thighs. Luckily for him, he found a woman that was willing to allow him to sink all his endowment into her honey well, but after every round of sex, she complains of severe pains around her ‘treasure island’.

Recently, he met and had a fling with a very wealthy and influential lady who claimed that her honey pot was capable of gulping every little ‘details ‘of his action kit. She also confessed that she has never experienced orgasm until the tryst with him; therefore she would wish to have him for keeps. Caught in a state of dilemma, he was wondering what to do? If you wish to know my candid advice to the confused guy, then you have to contact him because honestly I told him a piece of my mind.

But, does size really matter in bed? I mean does the size of a guy’s John Thomas or lady’s breast affect their sex lives? For me the size of my man’s ‘third leg’ doesn’t matter, so long as it tickles me and give me the desired satisfaction I desire, but I wouldn’t speak for other women because no two women have the same emotional needs and sexual satisfaction. 

A friend once confided in me how huge John Thomas thrills her. “I don’t really like it small, because if it is petite, you don’t really feel ‘it’ inside you. It would be more like a finger tickling you around your Honey well. But if it is extra-large, like that of a Benin yam (laughs) it could be painful.”

She supported her logic with concrete facts: “I have tested the two sizes and would prefer to stay in-between both. Not too long, at least about 6.5-7.5 inches, is my perfect size when it comes to John Thomas; anything less than that is not manageable and above that is definitely a suicide mission. Such a size range would tickle you from the entrance of your core to your entire loin taking you straight to orgasm in no time,” she quipped.

Another lady I spoke with argued that “size is important but it’s not really the ultimate; it depends on the chemistry between the duo in bed and how much of a foreplay they engaged in before eventually doing the main course. Although some guys maybe well endowed beneath but some of them are always not patient enough to make a lady wet and ready for the main penetration. Once their One-eyed snake is charged and eager to enter the ‘place’, they wouldn’t want to know the state of the readiness of their partner, they just slide down their boxers, head straight to the ‘woman’s world’ not minding how ready she is to welcome the turgid pole. At the end of the day, instead of feeling satisfied and thrilled, all that she would be rewarded with is pain and more pain. You’ll also find out that in a short run, the lady would have a bad notion about sex, thus she would start avoiding it or probably be scared of guys with extra-large manhood.”

This my friend (who herself believes in “big endowment”) took her thesis further: “But if you were lucky to meet guys who also have an over sized JT but know how to drive a woman to the gate of ecstasy without inflicting her with pains, you wouldn’t condemn a man’s oversized ‘tool’. Even if a guy is on the small side or medium, the way he goes about the fore-and after-play highly determines the efficiency of his manhood.”

She concluded her thesis on the dynamics of John Thomas thus: “Another thing we should also consider is the staying power of the guy in question, if he is able to stay long inside the woman, waiting for her to meet up with the speed of the action, so that they could both arrive at the plateau of pleasure together, then the question of size doesn’t matter. You see, size is important but it’s not really the ultimate- some guys are indeed Mr. Endowed, but they don’t know how to use it well; others have a modest ‘third leg’ and know how to do the magic to satisfy and thrill their women.”

Hmmm, I can’t help but agree more with their different opinions on this issue of agreeable size of a John Thomas. Nevertheless, in the course of bedroom action, sometimes if you behold the length of the joystick that is about to drive into you, you feel extra-excited. If it is of a normal size, there is this sudden overwhelming joy of let’s-go-there or I-can’t-wait-to-devour-you as you prepare your mind to receive the nodding turgid pole.

The morning after

Most couples find it very difficult to pass compliment or rather appreciate their partners’ marvelous performance on the bed - even if it wasn’t that good after all, just for the sake of what you share and a better performance in future, shower him or her with flattering remarks; it goes a long way to make your sex life better and also boost the sexual egos of both parties.

To paint a clearer picture, you can imagine a situation whereby two sex partners - husband and wife, fiancée and fiancé or what have you - after savoring a great moment together went their separate ways; the man falls asleep while the woman goes about her duties. They act as if their sex life was a duty that has to be done without any strings attached. That is wrong.

To spice up your sex life, what happens after sex matters a lot, regardless of the time, the duration and the place where the act occur.  No doubt some weak men who don’t naturally have what it takes to last long with a woman – men who last for about 2 to 3 minutes only to sleep for over 4 or 5 hours claiming that they were exhausted and needed to recover what they have lost. If I may ask, what did such kind of weakling lose in 3 minutes? “Any which way”, that doesn’t mean his partner should condemn or compare him to others. There’s always a better way out.

Now, let’s put on our thinking caps. There is need to be very appreciative of the intimate moments spent with your respective partner. If you are keen on making love with your partner and willing to give in everything necessary to achieve maximum enjoyment, if at the end of the day you got what you really craved for (or even got to the brink of attaining that fabulous sexually satisfaction) why not say thank you in the most romantic language.

“Hey Mr. Man get up from there, don’t even try sleeping because if you do, you would be surprised to find your John Thomas missing by the time you wake.” Yeah! That’s what I tell my guy, Charlie, whenever he tries to slump into sleep.

So, dear constant reader, tell your woman how sweet she tastes, how her moaning and groans made you climax and eager to explode; tell that her kisses were the best you have ever savored. Tell her she was the best thing that has ever happened to you, sexually, emotionally and otherwise. Just be extraordinarily nice and tell her those sweet romantic words she has been dying to hear from you. Make her feel like the most important person in your life at the moment.

Even if she had flopped in a way, use love and sweetest of ‘bedmatics’ language to tell her of the mistake and how best she could ‘service’ you.

Sisters, irrespective of the size, shape and shade of colour of your man’s sugar-stick, admire it like the loveliest creature you’ve ever come across.

After ‘it’ might have made you see the sky as green, speak in tongues and wriggle your waist in choreography to the rhythm of his thrust and finally gate-crashed into the world of sexual seventh heaven, as he pulls out his humble and bowed ‘gentle man’ from your cubicle, kiss his forehead or rather his ‘little man’ and tell it how wonderful it was in action, and how it made you feel like a real woman. Tell your man charming words that would boost his sexual ego and make him feel like a super macho.

Then if he didn’t give it to you the way you had wanted it, you could also seize the same opportunity to tell him or introduce new techniques you learnt that could help in enhancing your sex life. 

Aside what happens immediately after the ‘showdown’, you could also serve him/her breakfast in bed. Then do a follow-up hyping by making your partner obsessed with your sexual offerings.

Wherever he or she maybe the morning after - in the office, market, school or what have you - send him/ her lovely text message about what you shared. Tell him/ her that last night was the bomb. Let your partner know that even in your busy schedule you still think about her and can’t wait to be lost in her beautiful island again.

This is the plain truth: If you satisfy your guy so well, he would hardly forget you, if you don’t, he would barely remember you.

Remember that whatever is worth doing is worth doing well. So wise up and take possession of your partner, appreciate his sexual prowess and don’t give room to be cheated. Good luck!